Vag*na Is A Prison But Sex Is Not A Death Sentence

 

A couple who just married are trying to have sex for the first time.

The wife is a virgin so the man is finding it difficult convincing her to let him in.

"My love, you know I'm a virgin."

"Ehen?" the angry man answers.

"I don't know anything about sex so I would like you to explain it to me first?"

The man smiled.

"I will," he coughs. "When it comes to sex, the vagina is 'the prison' while my penis can be called 'the prisoner'.

The wife nods in understanding.

"So if we want to have sex, we will put the prisoner into the prison. Let's try it now"

That is how they had sex for the first time.

After ejaculating, the man removes his penis. He smiled feeling awesome but his wife pinches him.

"Sweetheart, the prison is too empty. The prisoner has escaped too soon."

The husband is happy to have a second chance.

"Oh, really? Let's imprison him again then."

So they have sex the second time. Again, the man ejaculates and like the first time, the wife pinches him again.

"Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

For the third time, the man puts the prisoner in the prison, panting like a horse.

The man is out of breath and is already feeling pain. As he ejaculats, the wife turns to him and says.

"Let's imprison the prisoner again."

"What" he screamed. "Did I tell you the prisoner was handed a death sentence?"

LMAO!