8 Easy Ways To Árouse A Woman

1) Take care of some manscáping. We’re not asking you to be metro, boys, we just don’t want to be flóssing with your hair!
2) Keep an eye on your appearance. Everyone gets bad hair and blackheads sometimes, but how about you pretend to care a bit about looking séx-ay for us.
3) Nibblé our ears. There’s something super sensitive about the ears, and a gentle nibblé is sure to get us rócking and rólling. That said, please don’t stíck your tongue in there — that gives us the heébie-jeébies.
4) Talk a little dírty to her and see how she responds. It can be wicked hot to hear, “I want you,” while we’re out at the bar together.
5) Couples’ pórn is NEVER a bad thing. I’m not saying we have to bust out the hardcore stuff, but a little softcoré pórn can absolutely get us in the mood.
6) Líck her neck. Again, not like a slóbbery dog or anything, but a gentle nibblé-n-líck is damn séxy. Oh, and don’t súck — we’re too old for híckeys.
7) Get some nice scented body oil and give your lady a massage. But don’t touch her náughty bíts (not yet, at least) — just téase her a bit.
8) Get spóoning — curl up together and begin to softly kíss her neck as she lays there curled into you. You keep at it? She’s going to go crazy for you.