My wife accuse me : I have Never cheated – Never while Dating, or while married.

I have never cheated – never while dating, “going steady”, or married. I never thought I could. I have had the sound moral foundation that kept me strong and the willingness to go to my wife with any desire or other bit of communication. It makes sense in all ways to avoid that mess, considering the risks.
My wife believes that men are cheaters, and for the majority of our 10+ year marriage accused me of cheating for one reason or another. I shaved my beard – cheater! Started hitting the gym – cheater! Working late – cheater! Want to get a haircut every 2 weeks rather than every 6 – cheater! Buying clothes, taking up scuba, joining clubs, having friends, you name it.
Well – I do get a lot of looks and advances. Keeping healthy and fit has paid off, and the professional job ensures I am always wearing my “big boy” clothes. My wife has had to dismiss a few friends after they got too amorous in one way or another. But I have never wanted to meet them halfway and engage these ladies’ interest.
40 is a few years away now, and I am starting to wonder. It’s not quite a midlife crisis, but more of a supervillain kind of curiosity. Could I get away with it? Should I go ahead and follow the presumption that all men cheat and take the plunge?
I have already got it all set up. Read up on the ways that cheaters get caught as well as how to get away with it. Get a disposable phone, alias with background, fake social network and dating site accounts, a stream of money going to a private account, rechargeable credit card, a change of clothes / toiletries stashed at work, condoms.
So…do I do it? I wonder if it’s really so easy for guys to get into…and get away with it…