Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Friday 14 April 2017
Wednesday 12 April 2017
Common lies told in a relationship
Skazyupdate
These are a few white lies women tell, what other ones do you know?pls share
After writing this article on Common Lies Men Tell, I got requests (from men of course!) to spill on common lies women tell, after all, no be only man dey lie. I'm a born Libran and that means I like to balance the scales. No time for ojoro here, let's talk about some common lies women tell too!!!
I'M ON MY PERIOD
Women have been known to use this to get out of complicating situations. Hubby wants some action but she's tired, so she says, "I'm on my period". Hopefully the man will turn away. Does she want just cuddling and "romancing" but does not want to take it to the next level? "I'm on my period". Guys, even though the chances of this being a lie is true, respect this lie and STOP. Trust some guys some will tell you and so lets continue.I CAME
If you don't know what this means, then you have no business knowing what it is. After giving her action, left right centre, bursting all your Kung-Fu moves then panting and sweating you turn to her and ask, "did you come?" Bros, if you have to ask, then she probably did not come. Na only you waka come. But of course, a lot of women would rather say yes than bruise a man's ego.JUST 5 MINUTES
I cannot count how many times my husband has asked if I'm ready and I respond with "Just 5 minutes". Guys, don't take it literally. Don't set a timer and start counting down...give an extra 15 minutes. This is a little white lie that is not supposed to hurt a fly.It is not really cool.AGE
A lot of women will not even bother telling the truth about this, but it all depends on who is asking. She might throw around "I'm in my early thirties" or "mid twenties"...but never "I'm tatyfife"! LOL. Especially in public! You will have to hunt down that original birth certificate.I'M OK
If you know that you have erred yet you ask a woman and she say's she's OK, "No Problem"...don't believe all is well. Hopefully you have an intuition. That she say's she's Okay does not mean she is. Watch her body language.These are a few white lies women tell, what other ones do you know?pls share
Common lies told in a relationship
Skazyupdate
These are a few white lies women tell, what other ones do you know?pls share
After writing this article on Common Lies Men Tell,
I got requests (from men of course!) to spill on common lies women
tell, after all, no be only man dey lie. I'm a born Libran and that
means I like to balance the scales. No time for ojoro here, let's talk
about some common lies women tell too!!!
I'M ON MY PERIOD
Women have been known to use this to get out of complicating situations. Hubby wants some action but she's tired, so she says, "I'm on my period".
Hopefully the man will turn away. Does she want just cuddling and
"romancing" but does not want to take it to the next level? "I'm on my
period". Guys, even though the chances of this being a lie is true,
respect this lie and STOP. Trust some guys some will tell you and so lets continue.
I CAME
If you don't know what this means, then you have no business knowing
what it is. After giving her action, left right centre, bursting all
your Kung-Fu moves then panting and sweating you turn to her and ask,
"did you come?" Bros, if you have to ask, then she probably did not
come. Na only you waka come. But of course, a lot of women would rather
say yes than bruise a man's ego.
JUST 5 MINUTES
I cannot count how many times my husband has asked if I'm ready and I respond with "Just 5 minutes".
Guys, don't take it literally. Don't set a timer and start counting
down...give an extra 15 minutes. This is a little white lie that is not
supposed to hurt a fly.It is not really cool.
AGE
A lot of women will not even bother telling the truth about this, but it all depends on who is asking. She might throw around "I'm in my early thirties" or "mid twenties"...but never "I'm tatyfife"! LOL. Especially in public! You will have to hunt down that original birth certificate.
I'M OK
If you know that you have erred yet you ask a woman and she say's she's OK, "No Problem"...don't
believe all is well. Hopefully you have an intuition. That she say's
she's Okay does not mean she is. Watch her body language.These are a few white lies women tell, what other ones do you know?pls share
Monday 10 April 2017
A man falls back when he was asked to kiss the bride.....loooolzzzzzzzzzz
Skazyupdate
An overexcited man acted a mild drama at the altar when it was time for him o kiss his bride. In a trending footage shared online, the man gently removed his bride's veil after reciting the marital vows -only for him to fall back and hold his head in joy when the moment reached to seal the union with a kiss..
His best man who was a his back had to push him back to continue with the ceremony...
Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-groom-did-when-it-was-time-to.html
His best man who was a his back had to push him back to continue with the ceremony...
Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-groom-did-when-it-was-time-to.html
A man falls back when he was asked to kiss the bride.....loooolzzzzzzzzzz
Skazyupdate
An
overexcited man acted a mild drama at the altar when it was time for
him o kiss his bride. In a trending footage shared online, the man
gently removed his bride's veil after reciting the marital vows -only
for him to fall back and hold his head in joy when the moment reached to
seal the union with a kiss..
Saturday 8 April 2017
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Saturday 21 February 2015
MTV reality star and actor Markice Moore attempts suicide
This guy should look familiar to you. His name is Markice 'Kesan' Moore. He starred in Walking Dead after getting his start on MTV's reality show, "From G's to Gents."
Markice attempted to commit suicide this week and according to TMZ, he explained why in a video. Markice was found unresponsive at his Woodland Hills home on Tuesday Feb. 17th by friends. He'd overdosed on a deadly mix of Xanax and Patron. In the video he left behind which is in possession of law enforcement, Markice, who is also a rapper, outlined his plan to end his life, telling his two kids why he wanted to take such a drastic measure, before swallowing the pills.
Moore was rushed to the hospital and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. He has since been released and is undergoing therapy.
Markice attempted to commit suicide this week and according to TMZ, he explained why in a video. Markice was found unresponsive at his Woodland Hills home on Tuesday Feb. 17th by friends. He'd overdosed on a deadly mix of Xanax and Patron. In the video he left behind which is in possession of law enforcement, Markice, who is also a rapper, outlined his plan to end his life, telling his two kids why he wanted to take such a drastic measure, before swallowing the pills.
Moore was rushed to the hospital and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. He has since been released and is undergoing therapy.
MTV reality star and actor Markice Moore attempts suicide
Thursday 19 February 2015
Wow: Meet The Woman With World Largest Hips
I don’t know how real or natural this is, but this woman must feel very uncomfortable every time she steps out.
This woman in the photos has been described as the woman with “the world’s biggest bottom.”
Mikel Ruffinelli, 39, is 5 ft 4 inches tall , weighs 109.5 kg, and has a 40-inch waist.
Daily Mail says “with a bumper backside that measures 8ft around, Ruffinelli is the owner of a bottom that is large enough to make even Kim Kardashian‘s pale in comparison.”
The Los Angeles native who is a mother of four, says she is in top shape, and that women envy her body.
“I have an extreme physique. I love my curves, I love my hips, I love my attributes. I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems. Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure,” she said.
Rufinelli will be featured in a new documentary titled, World’s Biggest Hips.
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